I'm a math geek. So this morning when my wife realized that it's 3/14, she texted me:
"Happy Pi Day!!!!!"
Me: "Thanks. You know, there's another national holiday celebrated on March 14. You should Google it."
A pause while she searched for it. Then:
Wife: "Oh that's funny!!! But since you didn't spend ungodly amounts of money on me at Valentine's day, I should be exempt this year, right? LOL Just kidding."
Me: "LOL. OK, since I didn't spend a lot of money, you don't have to, either. So you're exempt from buying me a steak."
Wife: "You made me snort laugh!!!!!!!"
Me: "You're welcome."